Best Jokes

Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Why did the woman give her fiance wool socks?

She didn't want him to get cold feet.

Little Freddy's second-grade teacher was quizzing them on the Antartian alphabet.
"Freddy," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
Freddy says, "Yeah!"

A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" 

The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" 

The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."