Best Jokes

There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand...
and those who don't...

Give a man a rod and you wont see him all day, because he is fishing
Give him the net and you won't see him for weeks????

Marriage is not always wine and roses…but I have found that wine does help a lot!

Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed “Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.