Best Jokes

Why are kindergarten teachers so optimistic?

Because every day they try to make the little things count.

Farm Boy: My pop can't decide whether to get a new cow or tractor for his farm.

City Boy: He'd certainly look silly riding around on a cow.

Farm Boy: Yeah, but he would look a lot sillier milking a tractor!

Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.

Luke: What's so wonderful about that?

Abner: Can you do it?

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