Best Jokes

Why do the street signs that say "SLOW CHILDREN" have a picture of running child?

A boxer's trainer told him to stay down until 8...

He looked up from the canvas and asked, "What time is it now?"

Man one: Look at the lion tracks.

Man two: You can't fool me, lions don't run on tracks... trains run on tracks.

Guy goes and sees a psychiatrist.

Guy: I tend to over-exaggerate things.

Psychiatrist: How many times does this happen?

Guy: Over a bazillion times.