Best Jokes

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Boss: Why should I hire you as my business consultant?

Applicant: I have credibility because I don't work for your company. No smart person would work here full-time.

Boss: I work here full-time

Applicant: Sorry. I'll try to speak slower.

Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

Bob: Why aren't you working?

Al: The boss and I had a fight, and he won't take back what he said.

Bob: What did he say?

Al: He said, "You're fired!"