Best Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

RRR?

Nope, it would have to be the letter C (sea).

So a friend of mine recently was killed from a vase breaking over his head. It's such a shame as he was such a smashing individual.

I hate it when I think I'm buying organic vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts. That's why I now only buy carrot cake donuts, so I can eat healthy.

Male job interviewer: "Last name?"
Attractive blonde interviewee: "Pelling... P...E...L...L...I...N...G..."
Interviewer: "Marital status ?"
Interviewee: "Single, no kids."
Interviewer, after pausing to 'check her out', asks: "Are you purposely miss-spelling?"