Best Jokes

The Bra was invented during the eighteen century by the wife of Lord Hailsham.

Do you why she decided to create the bra which is still being used by almost all ladies, young and old?

For two obvious reasons!!!

A man goes to a barbershop and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Five." The man leaves.

He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Four." The man leaves.

He comes back the next day and asks, "How many ahead of me?" "Six."

The man leaves, and the barber says to another man, "Follow that man and see where he goes!"

The man comes back and says, "He goes to your house!"

Customer: I'd like some poison for mice please.

Chemist: Have you tried Boots?

Customer: I want to poison them, not kick them to death.

Boy : I lost my dog!

Girl : Well, why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?

Boy : What's the good of that my dog can't read?