Best Jokes

Some people who don't like seafood complain that it tastes too fishy...

How can you be so arrogant as to eat something and then complain that it tastes like itself???

The waiter was shocked when I told him I want my salad naked...

Took him a while to figure out I didn't want any dressing.

My favorite baseball team keeps losing games, but they continue to have a T-Shirt Night, Cap Night, Bat Night, etc...

How about something new and exciting this season like a WINNING Night!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?