Best Jokes

I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.

So she went out with a little moron.

What's the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

Definition of Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been permanently discontinued.

I'll never forget the excitement when Grandpa shaved off his beard...

... and we found out it was Grandma.