Best Jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.

“Where were you? I was worried sick.”

“It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”

Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?

A man was explaining to a friend how he managed to get home the previous night.
" I was doing just fine until I turned into my driveway", he said.
"And then what happened?"
"Someone stepped on my hands!"

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

“What kind of pie do you call this?” asked one student indignantly.

“What’s it taste like?” asked the cook.

“Glue!”

“Then it’s apple pie... the plum pie tastes like soap.”