Best Jokes

" Doctor, I get this overpowering urge to sing 'Delilah'. Then I get this urge to sing 'The Green Green Grass of Home"
" Hmmm, you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome."
" I've never heard of that doctor. Is it a rare complaint?"
"It's not unusual"

A woman asking people questions for her company's survey walked up to a man and asked if he would be willing to participate. He said, “Sure”. She asked him to name something expensive that he wished he had never bought. The man answered, “My wedding ring.”

Obama is already tapped to be the local transplant transfer official
in his Chicago suburb when he leaves office. In other words,
he's going to be the "Community Organ-icer!"

Why did the belt get locked up?
He held up a pair of pants!