Best Jokes

The conversation starts between girl and boy:

Boy: Do you have pen?

Girl: No,I don't have.

Boy: Do you have a pen?

Girl: She became angry and replied and no no I don't have a pen.

Again after sometime the boy asked; do you have a pen?

Girl: No! NO... again if you ask once I will hit you by a hammer?

Boy: Do you have a hammer?

Where do dinosaurs go to play?

The Jurassic park!

Why did the ostrich cross the desert?

To stick his head in the sand!

"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables?"

Putting them back in their wheelchairs when you're all done.