Best Jokes

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Wife: Why don't you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.

Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.

A young blonde goes to the doctor and says I hurt all over. The doctor says point to where you hurt.

She points to her elbow and says "OW!"

Then points to her head and says "OW" and then finally points to her leg and says "OW!"

The doctor says I have it figured out you have a broken finger.