Best Jokes

What is Napoleon's favorite part of the chicken?

Answer... The Boney-Part!

I think fractions are difficult. In fact, 5 out of 3 people struggle with them.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Mesut.

How may I assist you?

Hahaha, Yeah right.

The school floor is so dirty that I feel like I'm walking on the beach, there’s sand, beer cans, dead fish, and beached whales.