Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mesut.
How may I assist you?
Hahaha, Yeah right.
The school floor is so dirty that I feel like I'm walking on the beach, there’s sand, beer cans, dead fish, and beached whales.
What do wombats have that no other animal have?
Baby wombats.
When you're on an airplane and you meet someone whose first name is JACK whatever you do DON'T GREET HIM.
You might get in trouble with the authorities.