Best Jokes

Little Johnny is riding in the car with his mom.

Little Johnny: Mommy, why is there a deer lying down on the side of the road?

Mommy: He's sleeping.

Little Johnny: Why on the side of the road?

Mommy: He likes the sound of the cars driving by, it's very soothing.

Police cars valiantly profess, "Serve and Protect".

Next time you get pulled over by a cop, say, "Fries and a Condom, please."

I don't know much about Barry Bonds ... I'm more familiar with bail bonds.

Former Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney is now a rapper ... his rap name is 47 cent!