Best Jokes

Do you know why medical facilities in Phoenix, Arizona treat substantially more tourist for heat exhaustion every summer than they do locals?

It’s because tourist think you can actually tan outside.

"Hey Mom, my DNA sample results are back from the genealogy place. According to the report I have 44 points of Neanderthal DNA. Does that mean I’m related to a cave man?"

"Yes, dear, it’s from your father’s side of the family."

After I retired there was the problem of filling up the time that I was not used to having. My nephew said, "Bungee jumping is fun!"

I decided to try it and now I'm two inches taller... I can't walk, but I'm two inches taller.

When a redhead goes bonkers, ginger snaps!