Best Jokes

I saw a Broadway show about puns... It was the ultimate play on words.

There was a farmer in the field with his cows and he counted 196 of them... but when he rounded them up, he had 200.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Two men walk into a bar. The first guy says he wants some H2O.

The second guy says he wants some H2O too.

The second guy died.