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My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms of both narcolepsy and insomnia.

That's probably why I always sleep with one eye open.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A lot of people are afraid of heights...

Not me, I'm afraid of widths!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Have you heard about the pharmaceutical company that developed a new drug which, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent?

The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "TonyK" |
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How does a firefly feel when it loses its glow?

De-lighted!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |