Best Jokes

An elderly couple were considering marriage. The woman wanted to know how sexually active her future husband was and she asked him, "How active are you?"

The man replied, "Infrequently."

The woman thought for a minute then asked, "Is that one word or two?"

A robbery took place in Milwaukee. A witness was being interviewed by a policeman. The policeman asked the man if he had lived in Milwaukee all his life.

The man replied, "No, not yet."

One day I was driving with my boyfriend and we saw a sign that said 'Can Food Drive'...

I told my boyfriend, "I don't know if all food can drive but I have seen nuts behind the wheel!"

Why does the ocean roar?

You would roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.