Best Jokes

Why do people walk backwards?

To reverse park.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty

Mable your granny made the most perfect pie crust. Every line along the crust was equal and just perfect. How did she ever do it?

Well Alice, all I know for sure is when she made the final touches around the edge of her pie crust she took her teeth out to make the edge even.

Joe, I hear your are celebrating your 50th anniversary, any special plans for the wife?

Yes, I took her to Hawaii for our 25th and I thought I would go back and get her to celebrate the 50th.