Best Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Look.
Look who?

Look to see who's there will you!

I notice a lot of people at funerals will say something like, "It's a shame his life had to end so early."

So, I started saying the same thing at weddings.

Why did Blake Shelton break up with Miranda Lambert?

Because her lips didn't taste like sangria!

I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a club and work out for one full year.

The year I picked is 2023.