Best Jokes

One day I was driving with my boyfriend and we saw a sign that said 'Can Food Drive'...

I told my boyfriend, "I don't know if all food can drive but I have seen nuts behind the wheel!"

Why does the ocean roar?

You would roar too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Police: Did you kill this man?

Me: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes.

Teacher: Did you hear about the actress who attacked her husband?

Student: No, who was it?

Teacher: Reese...

Student: Witherspoon?

Teacher: No, with her knife!