Best Jokes

A wannabe singer was auditioning for a part in a musical, in which she had to sing a song. She gave it her best shot and when she was done, asked the producer if she hit all the right notes.

"You certainly did," the producer replied. "You packaged them quite conveniently around all the wrong ones."

A perfectionist walks into a bar.

Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.

When you look in the mirror, it reflects...

Don't you ever wonder when it 'flected' the first time?

Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis.

Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right side.

"So, aha! THAT's why it hurts to much." said Jacob. "My appendix is on the wrong side!"