Best Jokes

Why did Blake Shelton break up with Miranda Lambert?

Because her lips didn't taste like sangria!

I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a club and work out for one full year.

The year I picked is 2023.

What runs but does not jump?

A tap.

An Irishman had just walked into a bar when he tripped over and fell.

He got up and said, "Guess I can call it a day."