Best Jokes

I can always tell when my wife goes on a diet...

I find Hostess Twinkies in her underwear drawer.

Why do camels have 4 humps?

They don't. They only have 2.

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Look.
Look who?

Look to see who's there will you!

I notice a lot of people at funerals will say something like, "It's a shame his life had to end so early."

So, I started saying the same thing at weddings.