Best Jokes

Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end: "Why don't you ever call me anymore?"

Mr. Knot: "That goes both ways. You never call me either!"

Ms. Frayed-end: "We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"

Mr. Knot: "Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"

Why do dogs bark?

Because they bark up the wrong tree.

Why do people walk backwards?

To reverse park.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cracked
Cracked who?
Cracked Humpty Dumpty