Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end: "Why don't you ever call me anymore?"
Mr. Knot: "That goes both ways. You never call me either!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"
Mr. Knot: "Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"
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