Best Jokes

I used to be a plastic surgeon, which raised a few eyebrows.

Moe asked old Joe, "Joe, have your ever wondered about the hereafter?"

"Yes, I have wondered about the hereafter. Every time I go into my kitchen, I wonder what I'm here after?"

A Sunday school teacher wanted to stimulate her first grade class as the lesson started by asking them, "Do you want to go to heaven today?" All but one of the ten children raised their hands enthusiastically. Everyone but Susie.

"Susie, don't you want to go to heaven?" she asked.

"Yes, I do." Susie replied

"Well, why did you not raise your hand when I asked if you want to go to heaven?"

"I really want to go to heaven, but not with these guys," she replied.

Three houses are next to each other. A red house is on the left. A blue house is on the right. Where's the white house?

In Washington DC!