I went into my local wireless store looking for a solution to a problem.

"I have a horse that I can't seem to get going when I mount him," I told the customer service representative. "Nellie won't listen to my commands, and when she does start moving, it's just a slow, lazy trot."

"I have just what you need for your phone," the rep replied.

"And what would that be?"

"The latest version of the "Giddy-App!"