Two best friends were having lunch together. One was trim and the other was rather rotund. The trim friend ordered a salad, his friend ordered a Ruben sandwich with large fries and a milkshake.
The trim one said, "You don't have to eat every speck off your plate; being overweight can put you in an early grave."
His friend replied, "You know I don't like wasting anything. When it's my time to go I plan on filling the box."
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