Best Jokes

If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...

...Then Who is!

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids...

When I got home, they were still there.

My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”

“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.”