Best Jokes

103 passengers and only 40 meals got loaded on a INDIA to US flight.

The Airline had messed up, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant has an idea. About 30 minutes into the flight she nervously announces, "I don't know how this happened but we have 103 passengers and only 40 dinners.".

When the passengers muttering had died down she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up his/ her meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free unlimited liquor during the entire duration of the flight.".

Her next announcement came an hour and a half later, "if anyone wants to change his/her mind we still have 40 dinners available!".

What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm?

The CIEIO!

What do you say to comfort an English teacher?

They’re, there, their.

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me!"