Best Jokes

Are you a beaver?

Because, DAM!

"Class, do you know how many hours you are wasting on your smart phones daily?"

A quiet hush falls over the class. One student breaks it up.

"I know, Sir, let's google it!"

Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!"

Wife replies, "Why's that?"

"My towel's fitting a lot looser!"

Sponges grow in the ocean . . .

I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?