Best Jokes

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

I tried to flip my house last week...

All I got for it was three herniated discs!

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church, she just shook her head.

"I haven't gone in a long time," she said. "Besides, it's too late for me. I've probably already broken all seven commandments."