Teacher: If you had 4 balls in your left pocket and 6 balls in your right pocket, what would you have?
Little Johnny: Really big pockets!
I just put my new hearing aid in...
I can even hear my thoughts now.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.