I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.
Don't just tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...
When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs...
In between, they are just pushed around...
What button does a dog push on the DVD player?
The PAWS button!