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I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Don't just tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When humans are young, they are pushed around in strollers...

When they are old, they are pushed around in wheelchairs...

In between, they are just pushed around...

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What button does a dog push on the DVD player?

The PAWS button!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "catlover" |