Best Jokes

I got a job in a workout center, but they quickly let me go...

They said I wasn't fit for the job.

Definition of a scale: Right-of-Weigh

Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company...

But I had to resign...

The work was just too draining.

Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, "I wish I had a million dollars."

The second guy says, "Oh, I'm working on my second million."

"Really?" asked the first guy, surprised.

"Yea, I gave up on the first million, didn't quite work out."