Best Jokes

I think that a Koala should definitely be considered a bear instead of a Marsupial...

It certainly has all of the Koalafications.

I worked at Starbucks, but had to quit...

I quit because it was the same old grind.

What are turkeys NOT allowed to say to each other after they've had a big meal at the dinner table?

"I'm stuffed!"

May: "I've never been skiing before."

Dad: "You don't want to, trust me."

May: "Why?"

Dad: "You meet many bad things, like pine tree for instance."