Best Jokes

Brain cells come...

And brain cells go....

But oh how those fat cells remain forever...

Jeopardy answer: "Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest!"

Jeopardy question: What did the target of the carnival hatchet thrower say after an errant throw?

I went to a concert the other night...

I didn't mind being so high up in the stands that I could barely make out the stage...

But to add insult to injury, did the ushers really have to hand out tissues for nosebleeds?

The moonshiner artist excelled at "still" life.