Why did Frankie Avalon get fired from his moonlighting job as a high wire walker in the circus?
Because he refused to perform without Annette.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator... and you can't cross it!
Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?
Who's going to look in at thirty thousand feet!
What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?
The New York Knicks