Best Jokes

A pastor asked his Bible class, "Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?"

A student replied, "Because his mother was there."

I learned from being around my family that duct tape can't fix stupid.

But it sure can muffle the sound!

Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?

Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...

And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.