Best Jokes

In the state of Texas, it was determined that 80% of all visits to the emergency room started with someone uttering the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Why do cowboys need two spurs?

Are they afraid one side of the horse might take off galloping by itself?

Dad: You're telling me your entire class got an A in philosophy? How?

Son: We proved the professor didn't exist. What could she do?

Just remember, every silver lining has a cloud.