Best Jokes

There are 10 birds sitting on a fence...

If you shoot one down, how many are left?

None, they all flew away!

Why are corners so hot?

Because they are 90 degrees!

Harry arrived early for his date and he waited in the living room while she finished getting ready.
Her pup walked into the room with a ball. He tossed the ball and the pup fetched it.

He repeated the game a few times when the ball bounced too high and went out on to the patio of the 23 story building. The eager pup chased it as it bounced high against the wall and unfortunately went over the wall and down the 23 floors.

Shaken, Harry struggled with how he could possibly explain what happened to his date. When she entered the room, Harry said, "Did you notice how depressed your pup seemed to be today?"

The drunk asked the bartender, "Do your lemons have legs?"

"No," said the bartender, "why do you ask?"

The drunk replied, "I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink."