Best Jokes

2 bedbugs were having a discussion. "I just graduated from bedbug private investigator classes. I'm going to start performing clandestine and secret investigations."

"I figured you'd want to be an 'in your face, take no prisoners, out there' kind of police bug?"

"Not really. I do my best work under cover!"

Due to finances this year, I'd like to request we lower it from the twelve days of Christmas down to eight.

Just to clear this matter up once and for all.

It's assumed that when a person get older their mental processes begin to slow down.

Now that I'm older I'm hear to say this assumption has absolutely no merit, my "brame" works just fine!

Generally, a person has two reasons for doing something...

One reason that sounds good, and then one reason that is the real one.