Bingo and Bango were two of Santa's elves assigned to make cheese for Christmas food baskets. However, they got into a slight argument about who was to do what.
"I know how to make cheese, Santa," said Bango. "The thickened curds and gelatinized whey separate from coagulated milk. We then press the mixture and allow it to ripen and cure. Voila, cheese!"
"There's a lot more to it than that," said Bingo. "I don't think you're experienced enough."
"Can't I just thicken the curds to help make the cheese?" begged Bango.
"All right, Bango," conceded Santa. "I'll let you thicken the curds, but Bingo gels all the whey!"
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