Best Jokes

I became a professional fisherman...

But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kiwi, a Canadian, an Eskimo, a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard, a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Pollack, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African, a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean, an Argentinean, a Lithuanian, a Dane, a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Croat, and a Panamanian go to a fancy bar...

The bouncer says: "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."

Two clones were standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon, one of them cursing wildly.

The other one, tired of hearing all the profanity, pushed the cursing one into the Canyon.

The police were called and immediately arrested the survivor.

He was charged with “making an obscene clone fall.”

I think I'm going to officially change my name to "Next"...

That way, I flash my ID, shout 'Excuse me, I'm Next' and I'll be able to go right to the front of the line.