Best Jokes

Little Johnny asked his dad, "What do you do when you put one foot on the boat and the other on the dock?"

"Swim," replied his dad. "You fall in, and then you swim."

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the fancy New Year's Eve dance?

It was a moth ball!

What do you get when you cross a perfect poker hand with a successful bathroom experience by Queen Elizabeth?

A Royal Flush!

Brenda's five-year-old grandson Logan was spending the evening at his grandparents' home. He asked if he could watch the "Brer Rabbit" video and then made a second request to watercolor.

Brenda asked him which one of the two he wanted to do.

He looked up and replied, "Grandma, I have two eyes. I can do two things at once."