Best Jokes

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!

To err is human. To blame someone else for your error is even more human.

A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.

A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly.

One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."

Her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom???"