Best Jokes

What is the difference between golf and politics?

In golf, you can’t improve your lie.

Have you ever noticed...

How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?

Teacher: Where is Sparta these days?

Student: On a map.

A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me?

Well, that's a sign of good taste!