Best Jokes

I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.

All I got back were icy stares.

For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears... now he eats everything with sorghums.

Whenever there is an earthquake, the geologists are always quick to find fault!

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills...

Those were some dark times...