Best Jokes

A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.

"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."

Q: What do you get if you play New Age music backwards?

A: More New Age music!

I once had an hourglass figure... Unfortunately, the sands shifted.

What do you call a hipster with one leg?

A "Hopster"!