Best Jokes

I called the Doctor this week. I said, "Doctor, I think my wife is dead."

He replied, "What makes you think that?"

I said, "Well, the sex hasn't changed, but the dishes are building up."

Where can you find a bunch of religious leaders going to exercise?

At "CrossFit"!

"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

"We're all out of red, so I used pink."

"There are two O's in Bob, right?"

"I hate it when I get the hiccups."

"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

What is the difference between golf and politics?

In golf, you can’t improve your lie.