Best Jokes

Why are there always more last minute details to attend to than there are actual last minutes???

What did the farmer say when his dog jumped off a cliff?

Dog gone!

A guy applies for financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the clerk.

"I can't see myself going to work."

Does Time pass? Yes, it does.

How else can you explain the credit card bills?